Hey guys! My name is Michael Maggiore and I’m an aspiring comedy writer, comedian, and guy who sweats a lot when looking at the menu. I’ve lived all over the country, from Pennsylvania to New Jersey to New Orleans. I currently reside in Astoria, Queens.
If there are any words I live by life by, it would be these:
“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you’ll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”