About

Hey guys! My name is Michael Maggiore and I’m an aspiring comedy writer, comedian, and guy  who sweats a lot when looking at the menu. I’ve lived all over the country, from Pennsylvania to New Jersey to New Orleans. I currently reside in Astoria, Queens.

If there are any words I live by life by, it would be these:

“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you’ll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”

-Jack Handy

3 responses to “About

  1. Jim Jimminy Jimbaloo

    BEST WEBSITE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE NEW LAYOUT. THAT MIKE MAGGIORE IS SO FUNNY!! FO REAL.

  2. Sam

    Hi Mike,

    We hired you for some quick articles through tbroker com. Can you please contact me directly through at the e-mail address provided? We have a few other projects to discuss with you.

  3. Sarah Holland - Piper

    Hi Mike. I tried to find another way to contact you but was unable. We haven’t seen or spoken to one another in probably a million years but I wanted to let you know that I was thinking about you tonight and that I miss you. Hope you are well.
    -Sarah

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